Remember the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding who offered to explain how the root of a word is Greek? Laser scientists are like that, but with turning things into lasers.
This shirt? Easy. Bleach the shirt, soak it in laser dye, and leave it to dry stiff. Use one of your lab’s other lasers to pump the dye so it’s energized and glowing and ready to amplify light. The regular pattern of fibers in the weave of the shirt fabric will reflect the glow from the laser dye back on itself, creating a weak laser cavity that will nevertheless be able to produce new laser light. See? Laser.
Silicon? Easy. You get out your crystal growth chamber and… is that my phone ringing? Sorry, I have to take this, I’ll get back to you later.
Find the "unisex fit" too boxy? This t-shirt is for you! Perfect for lab wear, or dress it up with a jacket to make all your colleagues at the conference incredibly jealous.
• Navy and Black are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather Blue Lagoon is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
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